In a nation that looks to professional sports for everything that it is missing—heroism, greatness, collective triumph—the spate of labor disputes that continue to rock pro leagues offers some sobering lessons.
A puppeteer is arrested for allegedly planning to cook and eat children, strip clubs, crowbars, and pills. In other words, a normal week in Florida.
Thank you very much, pink faces of the Hockey Hall of Fame selection committee. I had one chance to enjoy a boring thing, and you wrecked it.
R.A. Dickey has the fastest knuckleball in baseball history and will be ruining the lives of hitters until they're eventually replaced with robots.
This week God spoke to former NFL player Kevin Ellison and told him to torch his bed with a blunt.
This week Alex Gordon got a ball in the nuts and Lawrence Taylor earned more money to pay for his underage prostitutes.
Lots of balls this week, including Jim Harden's of the Thunder. Which makes us wonder, are his balls as semi-Dan Haggis hairy as his face?
Racist hockey tweets, the Brooklyn Nets, the NFL draft, and more in the column with the biggest balls of them all.
The first round of the NHL playoffs are over and not a damn thing has been settled. Luckily, our hockey oracles are back to pick which team will make it to the next round.
For this week's serving of balls, we've got NHL playoffs, Wildcat basketball, and Opening Day in baseball.
Hoser hardcore punk Jonah Falco and advanced sports statistics nerd Sam Page go head-to-head in a playoff picking battle.
Tim Tebow drew 15,000 people when he spoke at a Texas church on Easter Sunday. There is no word yet on whether he turned water into wine.