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An Open Letter to the Worst Wax Museum in America
Dear Hollywood Wax Museum, I visited your Los Angeles location, and was disappointed with what I saw. Upon entering, I was greeted by your Tom Hanks in Castaway waxwork. I have never seen Castaway, so there may be a scene in which Tom...
Dear Children's Place, I'm Sorry
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to The Children's Place for designing one of their graphics a few seasons before they released it to the world. I'm really sorry, y'all. If I'd known that you were going to be using the same exact concept...
Please Stop Making Those Ironic Fashion T-Shirts
If you still think it's funny to make fun of Chanel or Maison Martin Margiela with a forced pun embroidered poorly on a beanie or T, maybe it's time you get an adult sense of humor. These brand rips are getting dry, and they look like crap anyway.
The Summer Camp That Made Me a Commie
At 15, I attended a week-long summer camp devoted to the power and glory of free enterprise that explored both the philosophical arguments for capitalism as well as the practical reality of it. I came out of it with a realization of just how awful the...