• Anal Lessons

    Are there scouts in the porn business like in baseball who travel the minor-league circuit looking for the next big star? If so, I think that’s what I’d like to do when I grow up.

  • This Week in Florida - We Accept Used Enemas

    A CVS in Florida takes returns on four out of five used butt cleaners.

  • This Guy's LinkedIn Password Was Probably "Dildo666"

    Since LinkedIn got hacked, we were able to round up the dumbest passwords people used on the social network. Please, laugh at their shame.

  • Wooooo Tang

    Besides, oh, I don't know, Vice, Wooooo is the coolest magazine out now.

  • Tidbits

    A few weeks ago we were laughing at our buddy Ryan for claiming that ever since he started wearing matching tighty-whities and T-shirts he can't stop getting laid. It’s like a guy’s version of lingerie.