• Sweden Has a Solution for Slow Ambulances

    If your heart stopped right now and you were in the United States, it could take up to 15 minutes for an ambulance to arrive. When a citizen of Stockholm calls in a cardiac arrest, the ambulance isn't what you'd count on.

  • You Should Let This Nice Swedish Lady Freeze-Dry Your Corpse

    A Swedish inventor has created a method to freeze-dry corpses to make them more environmentally safe when they decompose, but the Swedish death industry is trying to stop it from ever catching on.

  • These Environmentalists Film Blowjobs to Save Mother Earth

    Ever since the free-lovin’ 1960s, lefty types have combined sexual liberation with environmentalism, but never so literally as the men and women behind Fuck for Forest. The German nonprofit makes porn and sells it to raise money for conservation...

  • The Swedish Police Is Keeping Tabs on Roma Immigrants

    The Swedish police keeps a registry that contains detailed information about 4,029 people of Roma descent. More than half of the people on the registry have no criminal record, and there were 1,000 children on the list who are too young to have even...

  • You Can't Just Walk Around Masturbating in Public, Swedish People

    After a 65-year-old man was acquitted of indecency charges after jacking it on a public beach, international media outlets reported that it was OK to masturbate on beaches in Sweden. This is not true, everyone!

  • A Terminal Cancer Patient Talks to an Exonerated Serial Killer

    Sture Bergwall, formerly known as Thomas Quick, used to be considered Scandinavia's worst serial killer. He had been convicted of sexually abusing 30 little boys before stabbing them to death. Just before Sture was exonerated, I met the man to talk...