The Hate Issue

  • Threesomes Blow

    So you're lying on your back and two beautiful girls are tending to your dink's every need. They are necking with each other and one of them even has high heels on. It's pure bliss. Right? No, it's not. It's boring. Here's why threesomes are a hassle...

  • A Revolution Within the Revolution

    A journey into the heart of the Kurdish struggle.

  • Welcome to the Syria Issue

    Today we are proud to present the first bits of The Syria Issue, an entire magazine dedicated to one of the oldest and most important cradles of civilization in the world that has been decimated by brutal internal strife for the past year and a half.

  • Spic Skins

    The Lagunilla is the biggest flea market in Mexico City. If you spend enough time there, you can find anything in the world. Even Nazis.Sitting between fake Aztec blankets and eyeless Bart Simpson dolls

  • Dos & Don'ts

    What do you do for a living? "Oh, I own a demolition company that uses the lyrics from 'War Pigs' as its motto."

  • Pockets Dumb Fat

    "If I lose my voice, nigga, I'ma flow online" - Jadakiss

  • ClichÉs Are Hateful Lies

    I like clichés to say in jokes, but I hate people who think they are instructive. Those people are stupid. I set out to prove it by following the clichés to the letter. Watch this...DON'T LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG!

  • Famous People

    Famous people hate stuff too.

  • Where's The Hate?

    Maybe it was around the time that Satyr from Satyricon admitted he loved the silky feel of Dolce & Gabbana underwear.