The Hate Issue

  • Threesomes Blow

    So you're lying on your back and two beautiful girls are tending to your dink's every need. They are necking with each other and one of them even has high heels on. It's pure bliss. Right? No, it's not. It's boring. Here's why threesomes are a hassle...

  • A Revolution Within the Revolution

    A journey into the heart of the Kurdish struggle.

  • Welcome to the Syria Issue

    Today we are proud to present the first bits of The Syria Issue, an entire magazine dedicated to one of the oldest and most important cradles of civilization in the world that has been decimated by brutal internal strife for the past year and a half.

  • Famous People

    Famous people hate stuff too.

  • Kill Whitey Again!

    When we were coming up, all our rapper friends were headwrap-clad Five Percenters who read The Final Call. Where did the hate go?

  • All Malaysian Skins

    The skinhead movement that has taken root in Malaysia is based on the original blueprint of working-class pride, beer, Oi! and ska, and hanging out almost exclusively at all-dude parties.

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  • I Hate Straights

    Forget about fag bashing. It's time for a little equal opportunity straight bashing.

  • Tidbits

    The best thing about buying Hitler dolls and figurines is the weird disclaimers the companies make so nobody thinks they're racist.

  • I Hate The Right

    I hate the right because they're all about thwarting people's potential.

  • Dos & Don'ts

    What do you do for a living? "Oh, I own a demolition company that uses the lyrics from 'War Pigs' as its motto."

  • Dear Diary

    I know that everyone hates me because someone put a note in my locker saying the worst, meanest things I have ever heard.

  • Tidbits

    The best thing about buying Hitler dolls and figurines is the weird disclaimers the companies make so nobody thinks they're racist.