The Party Issue
Hey DJ, Fuck You!
You know that thing called DJing? Playing records in bars or at stupid art openings for money? Guess what DJing is? The biggest fucking bullshit con of all time!
The VICE Guide to Partying
Party hosting isn't something one can just dive into headlong and willy-nilly. You don't throw a baby into the deep end of an Olympic pool with five-pound weights tied to its tiny legs (unless you want it to die), do you? As a partymeister, you have to...
Hamster Party Throwdown
In the interest of putting an end to drinking contests forever (they kill 10s of people a year, you know) we decided to stage the ultimate throwdown of all fucking time.
2c-t-fy-dic.head
Dear Human Toilet, Taking lots of drugs doesn't have to turn you into a drooling idiot.
BBQ Party Today, Ok?
What with the ridiculous amount of attention paid lately to Southern rap, it's about time Playa Fly gets some love.
Chair Party
This month it was decided that everyone had to be wasted. All editorial meetings were conducted drunk, in bars, and every writer was told he or she needs to have at least a bit of a buzz going while writing.
But Hey, Dj, Wait A Sec!
Face it, pal, your girl's not dancing. She might bounce around to the occasional Lil' Jon track or something, but she's not losing herself to the music in the moment.
Captain Bring Down Says...
In fact, parties* are terrible things. Horrific piles of nonsense full of lost souls wandering around looking desperately for someone drunk or lonely enough to throw their decorum to the wind and engage in something heart-crippling in a toilet or...
Partying In Prison
Don't let this bum you out, but British prison suicides are up by a huge fucking 40 per cent.
Vice Pictures
Photos by Jamie-James Medina, Jon Dunbar, Alina Zakaite, Glynnis McDaris, Gelatin, Tim Barber & Jaimie Warren