According to 60,000 the "fapstonauts" online, abstaining from self-pleasure can result in clear skin, improved confidence, and deeper personal relationships. I signed up for a 30 day trial.
I talked to some of the good people of the Silk Road about Bitcoin and life selling drugs online. They were a little paranoid, understandably, but surprisingly accommodating too.
If you make a joke about Chris Brown on social media, you can expect to get harassed by his deranged fan club, #teambreezy. The exact same bizarre thing will happen if you fuck around with South African sprinter/alleged murderer Oscar Pistorius.