David Matthews

Sports

Garbage Team Wins Historical Game on Trash-Covered Field

07.09.14

By David Matthews
Sports

Brazilians to Use Horrifying, Eyeless Neymar Masks to “Support” National Team in World Cup Semi-Final

07.08.14

By David Matthews
Sports

All Underdogs Are Mercilessly Put Down

07.07.14

By David Matthews
Sports

Joe Maddon Honors Tommy Tutone with Batting Order, Rays Lose Again

07.04.14

By David Matthews
Sports

Soccer’s Sense of Arbitrary Cruelty Comes for the US Today

07.01.14

By David Matthews
Sports

Luis Suarez Bit Someone Again. [UPDATE: Suspended For 9 Matches]

06.24.14

By David Matthews
Sports

Let’s Talk About That Commercial About A Certain DMV-Area-Based NFL Team’s Name, Shall We?

06.11.14

By David Matthews