Kara crabb
Let's Colonize Outer Space
I would like to donate my ova to NASA so that they can raise babies in a highly controlled environment, see how human physiology changes over time/in weird circumstances, and help us get on track to colonize Mars.
Motivational Hemorrhoids
Say you’re in a relationship and you start feeling isolated because you have needs that the other person just doesn’t understand. Don’t let it fester in your asshole until it starts prolapsing and bleeding out of control. Tackle it right away.
Sue Johanson
In the third and final part of the Sue Johanson interview, the godmother of sex education talks with Kara Crabb about genital sizes and the female orgasm. She also teaches Kara an invaluable lesson about safe sex.
Sue Johanson
Sue Johanson from 'Sunday Night Sex Show' is the godmother of sexual education. In part two of our interview with her, Kara Crabb reads some of her favorite quotes from Sue's books and the ladies chat about menopause, gonorrhea, and diaphragms.
Sue Johanson
In part one of our three-part interview with Sue Johanson of 'Sunday Night Sex Show' fame, Kara Crabb chats with Sue about her origins as a nurse, being a pioneer of sexual education in a time when abortion was illegal, and the priests who told her to...
An Inconvenient Urethra
It’s so weird that I stumbled across the GoGirl when I did, because I was JUST talking about how women are so stupid and shitty. I mean, we get raped all the time, we can’t do math, our literature sucks, and worst of all, we have to pee sitting down...
Keep Your Reputation Tight with Reconstructive Hymen Surgery (or, if You're Poor, Chinese Hymens)
Whores, do I have some good news for you: Reverting your vagina to its pre-popped state is possible. (Not in the medical sense, of course, but in the by-the-standards-of-the-poorly-educated-and-ultrareligious sense.) In fact, many women around the...
DIY Halloween Costumes: Torso in a Suitcase
Playboy bunny? Catwoman? Get out of here! Nothing makes a man want to eat you out more than looking totally fucking insane.
DIY Halloween Costumes: Michelle Obama
Halloween is hands down the best thing that has ever been invented. Every week this month, I am going to show you how to make a totally kewl Halloween costume, because I’m tired of seeing a bunch of you dressed like the Mario Brothers and/or sexy cats...
Anthony Jeselnik Is Killing Me
Anthony Jeselnik is my ultimate dream crush. In fact, I'm going to have to type this entire article with just one hand. Interviewing him was one of the most excruciating things I’ve ever had to endure, because not only was he incredibly handsome, sharp...
I Don’t Know Who My Father Is, but I Have Dry Earwax
Through the magic of earwax, I finally have a clue as to who my real dad is.
Kara Crabb's YouTube Corral
The lady who ate her own vaginal discharge that one time makes some pretty hilarious YouTube videos.