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I Slept with My School Teacher, and It Was Great—but the Aftermath Was Terrible
He got me drunk in a brightly lit bar and then broke my teenage heart.
These Graphs Show How Much 'Words of the Year' Actually Get Used After They Join the Dictionary
"Vape" is 2014's Word of the Year. Perfect.
You Can Now Use Bitcoin to Buy 3-D-Printed Sex Toys
The sex toy company LeLuv has started using 3-D printers to create hypoallergenic, glow-in-the-dark dildos that customers can purchase with Bitcoin.
What I Learned from Having My Drink Spiked with GHB
In the last 18 months, I have been unknowingly given GHB three times.
This Duke Basketball Twitter Account Is Everything Hateable About Duke Basketball
A Twitter account that seeks to pummel followers with inspirational Coach K-isms and Luol Deng's contract terms? Sign us up.
The Raiders Are Talking About Leaving for San Antonio, and Oakland Should Let Them Go
A football team run by an owner who's threatening to leave isn't worth the money and pain it takes to keep it around.
Pornhub's New Study Proves Americans Love Watching Anal Porn
Pornhub Insights, the smut giant’s data department, conducted a study about Pornhub users' anal porn consumption, discovering who has users' favorite asshole and which state watches the most booty porn on the site.
A Wannabe Reality TV Lawyer Is Suing a Guy Who Mocked Him on Twitter
Todd Levitt told the author of a parody Twitter account that targeted him to "grab some Vaseline" because the jokester was going to get thrown in prison as a result of his jokes.
Giving Birth Is Super Painful, so Be Nice to Your Mom This Mother's Day
Childbirth is beautiful and amazing. It’s also messy, gooey, farty, bloody, and literally shitty. By the way, have you called your mother yet today?