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It's Thursday, January 31, and a Teen Stole a PlayStation by Scanning It as Bulk Fruit
Plus, internet Nazis eat terrible things.
It's Wednesday, January 30, and It's So Fucking Cold You Can't Even Order Delivery
Plus, Starbucks baristas never want to listen to the 'Hamilton' soundtrack again.
It's Tuesday, January 29, and There's an International Craft Beer Grifter Afoot
Plus: shockingly, "Build that Wall" Valentine's cookies didn't go over super well.
It's Monday, January 28, and People Who Oppose GMOs Know the Least About Food Science
Plus, why we should probably all become In-N-Out managers.
It's Friday, January 25, and Ketchup "Caviar" Exists Now
Plus, ways to both extend and shorten your lifespan, depending on your mood.
It's Thursday, January 24, and There's Too Much 'Stuf' in Oreos Now
Plus, our Secretary of Commerce "[doesn't] really quite understand why" unpaid federal employees might need food banks.
It's Wednesday, January 23, and This Pizza-Topped Sushi Roll Costs $36
Also, this tiny house runs on... Dunkin'?
It's Tuesday, January 22, and the Internet Raised $160,000 For A Fyre Festival Victim
Plus, the most Canadian way possible to get Tim Horton's.
It's Friday, January 18, and Women Allegedly Can't Eat Alone at This Upper East Side Bar
Plus, is "ugly" produce a lie?
It's Thursday, January 17, and the UK is Just Lousy with 'Shrooms Right Now
Plus, apparently smelling pizza for longer than two minutes makes you want pizza less?
It's Wednesday, January 16, and People Want to Know If They Can Eat Flamingos
Also, Maine's taste in liquor has us a little concerned.
It's Tuesday, January 15, and Trump Really Served 'Hamberders' to NCAA Champs
Also, meet the Juicero of measuring cups.