Do babies want this? Do babies want to party? Do they want to be Baby DJs? Do they even know who Robyn is or how hard 'Body Talk' slaps???
In slightly more reassuring news, David Cameron is now so universally disliked he can't even buy a hot tub without it being a news item purely because no one wants him to enjoy anything :,)
Strange things go on in the comments of Mail Online.
Once you wade through the conspiracy theory comments, you'll find: just some really dumb comments.
A definitive ranking of all the tiny royal relatives, based on basically nothing.
Handing the mic over to MailOnline commenters on the biggest day of their year.
This isn’t the psychic banana’s first rodeo.
With the Duchess of Cambridge having a baby, we headed down to get a first glimpse at our new little prince and/or princess.
Something is going on with the royal baby killing bunnies. It's adorable.
Before the birth of Princess Charlotte, VICE host Gavin Haynes went down to St Mary's Hospital to talk to the Union Jack-clad crowds.