The totally normal job requirements entail living within driving distance of the park and having "a deep knowledge of Disneyland."
It's like Detroit's octopus-tossing tradition, but with ducks.
And then they sang together. If you wish hard enough, Stevie will appear.
Three people were stabbed and a dozen arrested after the Saturday melee, though all five KKK members have since been released.
Veterans Day is a double-edged sword
LA, site of the first Super Bowl and a city that is built upon the idea of distraction, doesn't have a professional football team. Enter Gene Simmons of KISS, who wants to fill the void with a cheeseball Arena Football team.