illuminati

9.19.18

Is Denver's Airport Trolling Conspiracy Theorists or HIDING ALIENS?

Is it a meeting place for the global elite, who will hole up in tunnels beneath its runways when the world ends, or do they just want you to believe that?

8.31.17

WATCH: David Icke – Conspiracy of the Lizard Illuminati

We visited the King of Conspiracy Theory to see the site of a Satanic execution and hear about the global cabal of paedophile aliens.

7.7.17

Coldplay's "A L I E N S" Is Not About Memes or the Illuminati, but It's Fine

Brian Eno is on this track, we're good.

3.4.17

Digging Deep Into the Only Conspiracy Alex Jones Doesn't Like

Deep in the heart of the internet exists a bat-shit theory that annoys the piss out of the Conspiracy King—that he is actually Bill Hicks.

12.21.16

Post Malone Parrots JFK Assassination Conspiracy, Says He’d Play Trump’s Inauguration, Sounds Like Dingus

In an interview on The Breakfast Club, he also admitted that he didn't vote because the Electoral College just does what it wants.

7.28.16

The Human Suit Malfunctions of the 2016 Party Conventions

Nobody's perfect. Not even the reptilians who control society.

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7.9.16

'Weekday Afternoon Talkshow Lizard People,' Today's Comic by Stephen Maurice Graham

Why do daytime talkshow hosts try to make their guests cry so much? Unsurprisingly, the answer is lizard people.

4.20.16

The So-Called 'Chief' of LA's Weird Fake Masonic Police Died Suddenly on Monday

Illuminati Grandmaster Henry X of the Masonic Fraternal Police Department was 47.

1.26.16

Why Hip-Hop Loves Conspiracy Theories

The rapper B.o.B. has announced he's convinced the world is flat. But questioning everything you've been told is part of the very fabric of hip-hop itself.

1.25.16

Which Rapper Is the Wokest? An Investigation

B.o.B's Flat Earth Twitter rant lands him in the esteemed company of hip-hop's biggest conspiracy theorists.

7.24.15

This Vigilant Christian Has Served the Hottest Possible Take on Rihanna's "BBHMM"

Proof, beyond any reasonable doubt, that Rihanna is a total Illuminati Satanist.

5.22.15

Claude VonStroke is Now in the Illuminati Thanks to Rihanna

Rihanna got Barclay like, Bitch Better Have My West Coast House.

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