Michael Holden
We Must Stop Bastards from Killing the British Pint
It's time to stand up to camera-hogging politicians and craft beer charlatans.
Simon Mason Was the Britpop Aristocracy's Drug Dealer
One minute you're more popular than Noel Gallagher, the next you're on fire and covered in a fellow junkie's piss in Clapton.
Thatcher's War on Acid House
There was a time when plugging in a record player in an abandoned building brought a police response more appropriate to the assembly of a nuclear device. Whatever rattled the establishment about rave culture, in their own warped way they had a point...
Michael Holden's Deleted Scenes - Penis Comparison With the In-Laws
Just because your penis is bigger than theirs doesn't mean your in-laws respect you.
Michael Holden's Deleted Scenes - Your Keyboard's Bored of You
Why would machines want to enslave us when we can offer them nothing?
Michael Holden's Deleted Scenes - Lenny Kravitz, World's Coolest Man
People who spend too long at the gym have some funny opinions about life.
Michael Holden's Deleted Scenes - Idiot Boxing
Television's crap, but what else are you supposed to do with your time?
Michael Holden's Deleted Scenes - Cheese Dealer
The modern world is people taking drugs and talking about themselves.
Michael Holden's Deleted Scenes - Pram War
Mother-in-law versus mother-in-law - it's a pram pissing contest.
Michael Holden's Deleted Scenes - The Untouchables
Class judgements aside, some people are just foul.
Michael Holden's Deleted Scenes - Don't Cry for Me, Eye Procedure
Crying in the Apple Store (but not because Steve Jobs died).