Did Snails Really Kill 80 Baby Ducks?

A few hot days and 80 dead baby ducks later, here we are.


Come See Whores in Brooklyn for Free, Presented by Noisey and Old Blue Last

The Atlanta noise rock trio will join Wrong, Bummer, and Iron Gag at St Vitus on May 20. Did we mention it's free?


​Situation Impossible: Replacing Arian Foster

Foster was not only the Texans' best running back; he was also their second best option as a receiver.


Group Sex Is a Logistical Nightmare

Real life is not like a porno, where hot women wander into your apartment and start taking off their clothes. If you want to make your foray into group sex, you've got to plan ahead.


PREMIERE: Get Positively Bummed out with Naked's "Hopeless"

So pretty, so bummer, so Life™.


Brazil Is Grieving Over a Beauty Queen's Rotting Ass

A Brazilian model was sent to the hospital because of a botched black market plastic surgery.


Protesting Fashion's Killers at NYFW

Photojournalist Ismail Ferdous arranged a spectacle outside of Lincoln Center during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week to protest the human cost of fast fashion.


Starving for Fashion

This week in New York City, hundreds of young girls will hit the runway for fashion week, the modeling world’s Super Bowl. It looks glamorous, but the lifestyle of a model can be a catalyst for poor mental health; I was one of those women who suffered...


The Murdering Psychopaths of Black History

I think it’s high time the world learns that black people can be insane, too. True equality will come when we can all acknowledge that we’re all human, and humans are capable of being really shitty to each other. Here are a few of the most notable...


Living the American Dream in the West Bank

Prospective settlers of Hashmonaim receive a handy FAQ sheet: “Is this area over the ‘Green Line?’ ” reads one question. “Geographically and tax-wise, yes,” the sheet explains. But because it’s guarded by armed men and the Israeli government sanctions...


Pissin’ Out the Pain

I’d never been happier to relieve myself in a jailhouse bullpen full of dirty men. I pissed for about five minutes and felt great. Then I finished and looked around like, “Fuck worrying about going to hell… I’m already in hell.”


The Apocalypse Has Come Early to Athens, Greece

Photographer Dimitrs Kleanthris wanted to show just how bad its gotten in Greece, so he climbed to the top of the lofty hotels and high-rise apartments of Athens and snapped photos of people milling about in quiet desperation on the streets below.