Dear Vice,
While it’s not popular to admit, I know most guys secretly enjoy having a thick, doughy slut to take home at last call should all alternatives fall through. But someone ought to explain to these Asia-men that the same rationale really doesn’t really apply to the world of eating.
Peace,
LUKE BRANSON
Brooklyn, NY
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