ABSINTHENYC

  • The Chips Hit the Fan

    Post-9/11, Americans all know that living is a gamble.

  • Bum Rush the World Cup

    Exploiting people in the name of sport is the finest exploitation of all.

  • The VICE Guide To Shit

    Talking complete shit.

  • Let's Go all the Way

    The idea of immersionism has been around since George Orwell lived as a bum for Down and Out in Paris and London.

  • Gone In 194 Seconds

    Three Russian kids in Brighton Beach, Brooklyn encircle a Subaru wagon, jabbing their notched shop rulers under the weather stripping and pounding into the doors like a giant sheet-metal gangbang. Horny as fuck with no place to go, New York Russians...