"Before my surgery, when a guy didn't call or text me back I assumed it was because of my flat chest. Those days are over."
It has a storyline I literally cannot begin to fathom.
Proof, beyond any reasonable doubt, that Rihanna is a garbage illuminati satanist.
A plunging neckline just isn't acceptable for early evening television, people!
Everyone knows the porn stars who work at porn conventions, but who are the men selling dildos at booths and paying to attend the events? We sent photographer Amy Lombard to the Exxxotica Expo in Edison, New Jersey, to find out.
So many breasts, so little time.
We spoke to the guys behind the world's newest breast-related cryptocurrency.