"Life's too short and some days are cloudy. We have to enjoy the sunshine. Maybe this little fly will die in the next minute but as long as it's flying, it seizes the day."
This weekend, The Sun published a photo of the Queen doing a Nazi salute as a child, and it was claimed that ISIS has set up its first European training camp.
I mean, who hasn't at least thought about doing the same after a day of go-karting?
Another drugs nightmare designed by the Sun.
I’m still reeling from the shock. How could I not be? A young, rich, superstar that hangs out with rappers is the last person I’d expect to be racking up lines of “white sweets”.
It doesn't make me furious, it's just creepy and weird, like watching porn with your uncle.
If they weren't such dicks, what would op-ed writers have to say about the Oscar Pistorius case?
Maybe he'd have been caught sooner if anyone was prepared to pay it.
Hearing from both sides of the great boob war.
The Sun reckons it's just like Yakult, but comes out of boys' penises.
The Sun re-ran our story about a guy who got men in a pub to unwittingly pee on his face.
This week, Gambian honeymooners versus this sexy lady's boss.