The Best Labor Day Sex Toy Deals for a Long, Horny Weekend

We sifted through the best sex toy sales of up to 80% off from brands including Satifsyer, Lelo, and more.

Sep 3 2021, 11:00am
Stupid-hot deals on all of our favorite stuff.

Name a greater labor of love than spanking one’s saucisson. I’ll wait! But not too long—there are just too many Labor Day sex toy dealsdealdeals [ejaculates in airhorn glitter] that just landed, and they won’t last forever.

But we know, we know. You’re buuusy. You’ve got a vibrator already, and it works just fine—but is “just fine” good enough for your needy nethers? It’s time to add a bit more spice to your fall butt plug rotation, and snap out [clears throat in Cher] of your cum-wad harbinger complacency. Besides, you’re not alone in the hunt. We’re here, heavy breathing down your neck with all the horniest savings on toys that have changed the way we get off. 

Being the horny mountain hermits we are, we’ve already made a few trips for you to Ella Paradis, Lovehoney, Adam & Eve, and everywhere else where fine dildos are slung and hung out to dry on your 270 thread-count sheets, and we’ve consolidated the best penis strokers, palm vibes, and clitoral suckers that are currently up for grabs. There will be discounts on everything including couples toys, cock rings, and G-spot wands from coveted brands such as CalExotics, Satisfyer, Womanizer, LELO, and other folks who actually give a damn about quality sex toy design.  

You work hard every day, buddy. Today, let’s just work on getting harder. 

Lovehoney

Lovehoney is having a big ol’ Labor Day sale with up to 70 percent off sex toys, with everything from penis strokers and couples toys to luxury vibrators by brands including Lelo (whose toys are made with some of the best quality engineering in the game) on promo. 

Hugo SenseMotion Rechargeable Remote Control Prostate Massager
Pulse Vibration Rechargeable Vibrating Male Masturbator
Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator

Ella Paradis

Over at Ella Paradis, the usual sale code of 'FUN' is getting pumped up 10 percent so that you can get up to 85 percent off the brand’s  horny goods during the Labor Day Blowout sale. 

Sona Cruise Clitoral Vibrator
Better Love Candy Crush
Poseidon C-Ring

PinkCherry

PinkCherry is holding a Long Weekend Sale, and offering up to 80 percent off its sex toys with the code WEEKEND. We are deeply indebted to the Dildo Gods to see such bounty on sale; there’s dildos, palm vibes, and [heavens open] even a stripper pole on sale. 

G-Thumper Vibe
Power Pole Pro Spinning Dance Pole
Palm-Sized Silicone Massager Vibe

Adame & Eve

Back in the land of original sin, Adam & Eve are offering up to 70 percent off their best-sellers, from lubes to G-spot dildos and more. Personally, we’ve got our eyes on the mega-discounted bondage set, vibrating (oOoOo!) anal plug kits, and a dupe of the cult favorite Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator.  

Scarlet Couture Bed Bondage System
Magic Massager
Rechargeable Vibrating Anal Trainer Kit

Spank on and strap-up, sailor. 


The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story.  

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shopping, Adam and Eve, sex toys for couples, sexy toys, vibrator, lovehoney, DEALER DEALS, ella paradis

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