Back when it was so cold I don’t even wanna think about what month it was now, I got an email asking if I wanted to interview Danny Dyer for VICE. I have no real opinion either way on Danny – he seems like a decent guy and I can sit and watch Human Traffic and that strange promo video he did for that club in Tottenham happily enough – but his new movie Deviation didn’t feel like it was going to be very good at all, and I couldn’t see how we’d be able to find room for it on the site.

But then I realised that nowhere in the email did it say that the interviewer couldn’t turn up whilst high on acid. So friend of VICE Amy Smith did.

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