Japanese office culture is strange. People in business together don’t talk, ever, except for a couple times a year when they spend five obligatory days getting absolutely smashed and passing out all over the city because it’s expected of them. Afterward, they revert to how things were and don’t discuss what happened. In the middle of this wave of festivities, I woke up at 4:30 in the morning headed into Shinjuku, land o’ plenty when it comes to hostess bars, love hotels, and nightclubs… and right now drunken salarymen napping in the street with homeless people. If it weren’t for the sort of clean clothes I probably couldn’t tell them apart. Let’s play a game called Holiday or Homeless!

OK, this one’s easy.

Gettin’ a little more difficult…

How ’bout this guy? I can’t really tell. You’re on your own for the rest.