Hello and Happy Fourth of July,
Not sure why you’re reading this since you should either be outside tending a grill without shoes on or rigging up an eye-threatening array of bottle rockets (or coming up with stoned questions to ask the Ben Franklin hologram in the lobby of Lights of Liberty). But, in the event that something has gone horribly wrong and you’re somehow stuck in front of a computer, we’ve got a full day’s worth of new programming to help you through your ordeal.

On Thumbs Up! David
and Harry scour the outskirts of Memphis for a sea-worthy vessel to
take them down the Mighty Mississip and finally get their hands on
their very own inflatable dream-raft. And in Toxic Alberta,
we catch up with Ft. McMurray’s First Nations population (for all you
yankees, that’s polite-speak for injuns) who’ve not too surprisingly
borne the brunt of the ill effects associated with the region’s oil
boom and reaped precious few of the rewards.

Also, as always, we’ve got two new DOs & DON’Ts & Friends and some new music videos. So enjoy, and then get the fuck outside already. (Jesus.)