Dads

Holy Shit

Oldchella Is Going to Kick So Much Ass

This festival features The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney, Neil Young, Roger Waters, and The Who, and it's gonna rule so hard.
Phil Witmer
5.3.16
Stuff

What It's Like When Your Dad's Job Is to Write a Column About You for a Broadsheet

My life's been chronicled in a national newspaper for three years.
Ruby Lott-Lavigna
7.30.15
Stuff

My Dad, Gene Simmons, Is Full of Shit and So Are You

It's important to kill your heroes. And, sometimes, you have to kill your father. Kill him so you can love him, and his flaws, better than one can love a hollow archetype.
Nick SImmons
6.29.15
Stuff

How to Be a Great Dad, As Told by Pro Skateboarders

There's going to be a lot of shit and piss.
Chris Nieratko
6.22.15
Film

The Timeless Lessons of Hollywood Dads

From Atticus Finch to Furious Styles, movie dads have always spoken to the changing times of their decade.
Rod Bastanmehr
6.22.15
Stuff

What's It Like to Have a Dictator for Your Dad?

At least your dad never threatened to feed you to the crocodiles.
Elizabeth Nicholas
6.22.15
Holy Shit

Kanye and Kim Are Having a Boy!

Yeezus Jr. coming soon!
Noisey Staff
6.22.15
Interviews

My Friend Made a Zine Out of Her Dad’s Reactions to Pitchfork’s Top 10 Albums of 2014

"I'm looking for a window to jump out of but I'm only on the first floor."
6.21.15
Objectively Correct Lists

20 Great Songs About Bad Dads

Loathe the old man in style, if you must.
Craig Jenkins
6.21.15
Objectively Correct Lists

120 Albums Every Single Dad Owns

The definitive list of albums your dad owns.
Dan Ozzi
6.18.15
Premieres

Premiere: Stream Personal Best's Debut Album 'Arnos Vale'

Ripping power-pop that will rid your soul of all negative vibes.
Emma Garland
3.23.15
Stuff

Jeremy Clarkson and the War on British Dads

Your dad is tired. He's stuck in a future that doesn't want him. Everything he likes is lame, everything he does is boring, everything he says is problematic. All he wants is to live inside Jeremy Clarkson's brain.
Joe Bish
3.12.15
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