Coachella this ain't...
The point is that we're all human beings who, at some point, have sucked to be around.
We've compiled a list of the most efficient search strategies with the help of rescuers, robots and sharks.
'The Guardian' published a survey of the UK festival circuit that shows 2,336 men performing on stage compared to 270 women, but some bookers don't seem to think that's their problem.
You will find yourself wet in all the wrong ways, bumping against a body you can smell more than you can see.
We interviewed an 11 year-old and a 60 year-old to find out.
The Noisey handbook to taking drugs, fucking strangers, and getting messed up in a field once you're old enough to feel shame.
Our guide on what to see every minute of Saturday. Why would you listen to anyone else's advice?
Let the vibes commence.
And we're giving away a bunch of tickets!
Rough Trade's grumpy punk and Noisey's 7 year old host Emy speak to pissed up Field Day punters.