This weekend, a man sued a hospital for making his penis shorter.
But their Jordanian hosts aren't too keen on the idea.
The Syrian civil war rages on even after his diplomatic screw-up.
They're two peas in the same, shitty pod.
Nothing much happened about intervention in Syria, but you were probably too drunk to notice.
Here's what the US and France might actually do with their missiles.
The UK is the addiction capital of Europe, but you've probably been too wasted to notice.
I went down to Whitehall to see what they had to say.
A warning from history ahead of today's Commons debate.
Defying everyone's stereotype of them, that's what.