john kerry
What Celebrities Eat at Golden Corral
David Lynch goes over to the steak station where a guy in a white coat asks him how he wants his steak cooked. David Lynch asks if he can just have a raw piece of the meat. The cook says that’s not allowed. David Lynch asks why that’s not allowed. The...
Israelis and Palestinians Think the Israel-Palestine Peace Talks Are Boring and Futile
It seems the entire internet is extremely pessimistic about the new round of John Kerry-brokered peace talks between the Israelis and Palestinians. But seeing as most people online don't have a decent grasp on the situation, I decided to find out what...
John Kerry Doesn't Realize Middle Eastern Peace Is an Oxymoron
The Israelis and the Palestinians are set to negotiate again after a three-year hiatus, but virtually nobody—except maybe US Secretary of State John Kerry, the peripatetic diplomat who talked the two sides into talking—seems stoked about the prospects...
Are We There Yet? - Apocalyptic Christians Are Boring
For a magazine that is devoted to the biblical end of the world—rivers of blood, false prophets, world governments, and all—Endtime magazine, published and edited by jowly prophet of doom Irvin Baxter, is remarkably dull, unless you're a big fan...
Mock Blockers
It has been announced that Obama is preparing for the upcoming debates with the help of John Kerry, while Ohio Senator Rob Portman is working on whipping Romney into shape. Let's have a look at how the candidates are doing in their practice rounds.
The Pageantry of the Democratic National Convention
I’m standing in the lobby of the Ritz Carlton across from the Time Warner Cable Arena on the second night of the Democratic National Convention. The room is packed with delegates, journalists, and hangers-on; Bill Clinton is giving a speech in a few...
