march madness
The Little Gulfy That Could
If there's a reason to cheer for FGCU—beyond the fact that they're fun as hell to watch—it's for the way they refuse and defuse and otherwise dunk right in the face of all that familiar college hoops sanctimony, simply by being the goofy, grimy Florida...
The March Madness of Fast Food
After spending several days sprawled out watching men on TV throw a ball at a hole in an effort not to get eliminated from a competition, I decided to subject the glorious fast food restaurants of America to a similar contest. I seeded 64 of our most...
Olive the Hairless Cat Picks March Madness - The Final Four
Look, we've got this hairless cat and these items representing mascots of the final remaining teams. What else are we supposed to do with them?
This Week in Balls - March 26
Balls are on the tip of everyone's tongue this week as March Madness widdles down to the final four and Tim Tebow becomes a Jet.
Olive the Hairless Cat Picks March Madness - Part III
There’s an old saying, “You can lead a hairless cat to pick March Madness games, but you can’t make that hairless cat pick winners,” and that saying proved itself true last week.
Olive the Hairless Cat Picks March Madness, Part 2
Olive went 11-for-16 in her picks yesterday. Your bracket may be doing better, but that just means you are marginally better at picking games than a hairless cat is.
The Good Kind of Bad
March Madness is not the sort of thing that can be reasoned with, or through. You fall into it, like a David Lynch movie, or a conversation, or a bad habit.
Olive the Hairless Cat Picks March Madness Winners, Part 1
Some media outlets enlist entire staffs of college basketball experts and “bracketologists” to pick NCAA tournament games. We hired a hairless cat.