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A portion of my fuck list. Names have been redacted. No One’s Keeping a Record of Who They’re F***ing Anymore
Well, I am. My f*** list has 36 entries and counting. Here they are in gruelling detail.
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Portrait of the author after having just discovered the wonders of ketamine The 15 Worst Things I’ve Ever Done
Why go through the hoo-hah of virtue signaling when you can publicly admit to betraying all of your lovers and best friends?
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Image courtesy of STÜCK Inside STÜCK: The New London Co-Working Space You Can Have Sex At
STÜCK calls itself a “HQ for human connection” that sits somewhere between “yoga and Berghain.” We went down to find out what on earth that means.
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Photo courtesy of Brandon Burnett Tripsitting the Mega Rich
A cottage industry of professional drug babysitters are getting paid to watch the world’s wealthiest people lose their minds. VICE asked for their secrets.
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VICE’s Slang Amnesty: The Silly Words You’re Too Old to Say
Every time your age changes, there are words that become shameful to use overnight. Here’s a list that should come in handy.
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Image: The Metaverse Meet the People Devastated by the End of the Metaverse’s Horizon Worlds
They built their lives there, then Zuckerberg pulled the plug. VICE spoke to those in real mourning for the loss of a virtual world.
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Image: Sky Originals 15 Things We Fear We’ll See in Episode 1 of ‘Saturday Night Live UK’
For the first time, Saturday Night Live is coming to UK television. We have some ideas about what might happen.
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L-R: Guy who makes bees sting his forehead to improve his hairline (2026), Johnny Knoxville in Jackass's 'Beekini' stunt (2000). Is Looksmaxxing Just ‘Jackass’ for the Algorithm?
Men online are eating bees and smoking meth in order to become “hot.” But do they really care about their looks or just engagement?
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All images courtesy of the author How I Perfected the Holiday Breakup
From conciliatory martinis to archiving sexts to pork brains skewers, here’s how to do it, wherever in the world you might be.
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The dog seems to glance around, nervously (Images from the Comune di Catania Facebook) A Fly-Tipping Dog Has Been Caught by Sicilian Police. Here’s How to Train Your Own
We asked a dog behavior charity how to train an animal for crime.
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Image courtesy of David Rush. We Asked This Guy Who Recreationally Balances Ladders On His Chin ‘Why?’
David Rush has an electrical engineering degree from MIT and a full-time job in tech. He uses both to master the art of balancing heavy things on his face.
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Images via Craig David's Instagram. ‘Oh Dear’: The Existential Horror of Craig David’s Failed Fish Rescue
The UK garage legend just wanted a nice moonlit dinner in the Maldives. Instead, he got a brutal lesson in the circle of life.