'Masturbating'
Fap for Freedom
There’s been a handful of masturbation stories in the news lately, mostly pointing to our shared anxieties about freedom and porno. After all, censoring porn is a testing ground for widespread censorship, and regulating masturbation is a testing ground...
Here Is Tropical's NSFW Video for "Dancing Anymore"
It's about masturbating, and it's probably the best visual representation of a "freelancer's lie down" that I’ve ever seen. In fact, it's probably the best music video that I've seen all decade.
Rubbing One Out with a Roommate
Living with someone else in such close quarters means three things: You are going to smell their shit on a regular basis, at some point you will see one of their pubes in the tub, and you are most definitely going to hear them having sex. (Especially...
How to Jerk Off at Work
No matter how much you love your job, there are still a million things that you would rather be doing than wasting away in a cube, deleting countless emails. Know what you would rather be doing? Sitting at home in your underwear and watching Judge Judy...
Octomom Masturbating Is the 38th Wonder of the World
When she tries to maneuver a dildo around her vagina it's basically like a deaf and blind person tracing FOOD THANK YOU BYE or something on someone’s hand.
Shuffle and Splooge - Playlist #3
Sophie Saint Thomas gets bisexual for The Cure, and licks puss with Class Actress.
