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Google Built Barges and Scientists Produced Link-Bait
This week, Penn State paid-off the 26 boys Jerry Sandusky molested, Texas played topsy turvy with its abortion laws, and a crazy person shot a TSA agent. In other words, it was another terrible week in America! Here's all this week's bad news in a...
Sandusky Will Die in Prison, and We Talked to a Pedophilia Expert
A judge in Bellefonte, Pennsylvania sentenced Jerry Sandusky to 30 to 60 years behind bars today. We spoke to Fred Berlin, a psychiatrist at Johns Hopkins University who believes pedophilia is a sexual orientation, similar to homosexuality or...
Public Statement by Jerry Sandusky on His Release from Prison, February 2454
"First off, I'd like to offer my heartfelt appreciation for the miracle of cell-extension nanotechnology. Who knew it'd be so easy to add an extra thousand years to everyone's life? And I should acknowledge the US Supreme Court, for making sure...
Free Agents of Destruction
If it involves a ball, puck, or respected state university covering up a horrible pedophile's transgressions, it's in this post.