• Pissin’ Out the Pain

    I’d never been happier to relieve myself in a jailhouse bullpen full of dirty men. I pissed for about five minutes and felt great. Then I finished and looked around like, “Fuck worrying about going to hell… I’m already in hell.”

  • Urine for a Treat

    When was the last time you pissed yourself? Oh, when you were eight? Get real, friend; it was last weekend and we all know about it. Now that you're all ashamed, here are some stories about other people who pissed themselves to cheer you up.

  • Hey Ron! - Should I Sell My Piss and Dirty Panties?

    We’re in a recession for crying out loud. Times are hard and everybody has to have a hustle, even if that hustle involves urine-soaked dirty drawers. I won't hate if you do it, just don't put a return address on your pee and panties package.

  • Gross Jar 2012 - Part One: It's Alive!

    It's back and it's already awful.

  • The Hold-up

    Set in east London, this story is for the most part true. Some of the names have been changed to protect the guilty.

  • Peace of Piss

    Don't get me wrong, I know the war is bad, but the anti-war march in London last month stank of piss.