Tony Hawk

  • Animal Chin Changed Skateboarding Three Times

    I watched The Search for Animal Chin for the billionth time recently and nothing changed. The dialog was still goofy, the acting awkward, and the “plot” scattered. But that’s OK. We’re not talking about auteur cinema here; it’s a fucking skate video...

  • I Signed Up for and Went on a Date

    Why did I join a skateboard-centric online dating site rather than just going to a skate park and hitting on a Dylan Rieder clone? Have you been to one lately? It’s a great place to find young grommets and watch skate dads roll around. But it isn’t...

  • Clyde’s Corner – Andy Macdonald Is Not a Kook

    I’m sick of y’all disrespecting the Gawd Andy Mac. What does this dude have to do to get that Kevin Garnett respect in the game? But all the while y’all been treating this dude like the Rodney Dangerfield of skateboarding. I’m personally gonna detail...

  • Games

    The new Tony Hawk's Underground 2 is pretty good but all the hateful extra features are totally superfluous to the action.