Bootymath
La Vie en Rozay: Lost in the Dream at Rick Ross's MMG Pool Party
This is what it's like to spend a weekend partying at Rick Ross's house, the largest single-family home in Georgia, an absurd black Great Gatsby tornado of Ciroc, weed smoke, and barely concealed butt.
Bootymath's Guide to Better Living: How to Watch Porn
Want to watch people make gang signs with their meat bits on camera like a pro? Let Bootymath guide you.
Bootymath's Guide to Better Living: How to Manage Stress
It's 2016, and life isn’t getting any easier. Let Bootymath help you survive the madness.
We're Sorry, He Had a Knife: "FWYH Freestyle" by Lil Nissan Jessica
"Music to build house arrest anklets for roaches to"
An American Reviews Every Diss Track from the Western Canada Rap Beef
We asked Bootymath to join in on the beef that's tearing apart Western Canada.
Bootymath Reviews Canadian Music Videos: Let's Pretend to Clean Avril Lavigne's Boyfriend’s Lip Ring
Bootymath's new column explores the mouldy music videos that Canada forgot about.