Darby Buick
Offensive T-Shirts Are the American Way
Few things are more American than T-shirts and pissing people off for no reason. So I decided to have some fun testing the limits of every American’s inalienable right to conceptualize offensive ideas and pay someone to print them on T-shirts.
Who's Number One at Holding Number Two?
We persuaded a few strangers to put on diapers and swallow a bunch of laxatives and see who would shit first.
Paulette Cooper Exposes for the World the Darkest Secrets of Scientology and Cats
What caused Scientologists to go from arch mysterions suppressing every iota of information about their beliefs to becoming the laughingstock of the entire planet? A blond Jewish lady named Paulette Cooper.
Dear VICE - Fashion-Forward Is Fucking Backward
Contemporary female fashion has reached a nadir unseen since Chinese foot binding and artificial cranial deformation.
The 'Antichrist' Cometh
My dream scenario for watching 'Antichrist' is a first date—it would immediately determine if the girl I was with had the mettle to deal with me on a larger scale. If she balked or was offended, I'd sneak off "to the bathroom" for ten minutes before...
New York's Burning Star Core
C. Spencer Yeh is a funny guy from Taiwan who plays violin and was christened with a stage name. He’s also responsible for Burning Star Core, an instrumental "project” that sometimes involves other people and sometimes is just...
New York - No Spend-a-Thon
VICE bet me money that I wouldn't be able to go without spending any for three days in NYC. It was a cinch.
New York - Lagerfeld Confidential
Karl Lagerfeld has an alleged affinity for Vienna sausage and Taco Bell. He owns dozens of iPods, scattered throughout his estates all over the world, to which he has transferred a collection of over 60,000 CDs. He's also the supreme weirdo enigma of...
Five Christmas Horror Movies That Probably Shouldn’t Exist
Christmastime is full of unspeakable horrors that usually involve elderly relatives getting drunk. But if for whatever reason you are unable to make it to Christmas with the family this year, we’ve selected five Christmas horror movies that will supply...