And don't pee on relics from the recent past.
Get ready to feel some feelings, you guys.
As Noisey’s self-proclaimed science-fiction correspondent, I can say with cyborg-like certainty that I can calculate with relative accuracy what is probably going to happen in this movie. Engage.
Now, before you read the title of this article and say, “No, you’re wrong,” first, consider this: No, *you* are.
Off of their forthcoming album, 'Space Junk'—which, as it turns out, is a real problem our planet is facing.
Hannah starts fires with her brain, Marnie rolls in waffle truck money, Shoshanna digs METZ, and Jessa is Irish.
Despite all that salty eye-pee, this video is pretty badass.
We're not exactly sure what happened, but we know it involved champagne and being used as a human stripper pole.