GABE SORIA

  • Death To False Metal!

    I know false metal when I hear it. Don't you? It's hard to put your finger on or define, but it's impossible to miss. Limp Bizkit is false metal. Most of the train wreck that is the annual OzzFest is, regrettably, false metal (although Ozzy himself and...

  • Detroit Goes "pkffffshherrw!!" (blows Up)

    Until recently, Detroit's highest profile musical ambassadors have been a deluded hillbilly-pimp and a bunch of grease-painted, rapping dipshits. But for those that have the ears to listen, Detroit is where a glorious catch-all mix of raw soul, ol...