"Being hateful is fun, and it's a good way of releasing any pent-up anger. It also helps you feel more like a man."
"One of the guys in my unit died. He collapsed after having been forced to do press-ups for hours, under a cold shower in the middle of winter."
Supposedly, Eiernockerl with green salad was Adolf Hitler's favourite meal. Which apparently is enough reason for certain Austrians to prepare the dish every year, on the 20th of April – Hitler's birthday.
Efter fundet af mere end 70 døde flygtninge i en lastbil i Østrig, loggede alle landets idioter på Facebook for at dele deres håbløse holdninger.
Following the grim finding of more than 20 decomposing refugees in a refrigeration truck, morons from all over Austria have taken to Facebook to voice their opinion.
They came up with a non-smoking campaign aimed at teenagers and centered around the motivational slogan "Live your life. Without smoke. YOLO."