Jelisa Castrodale
jacastrodale@gmail.comThese Next-Level Gifts Are for True Food Freaks Only
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What It's Like to Play Drums in Genesis When Your Dad Is Actual Phil Collins
20-year-old Nic Collins took his legendary dad’s old spot on stage for what will probably be the band's last tour, ever.
It's Time to Admit that Genesis Has Always Been a Great Band
Now in their 70s, the prog rock pioneers are wrapping up their final tour, and I have feelings about saying goodbye.
We Asked an Astrologer to Review Taco Bell's Zodiac Sign Menu Suggestions
Zodiac signs each govern different body parts. At Taco Bell, that’s bad news for Virgos.
We Asked People Who Got a Billy Joel Tattoo: Why?
Some people are apparently way into his ‘Glass Houses’ record.
Oh Cool, Jeff Bezos Just Put a Soft-Serve Machine in His House
At home, the Amazon founder reportedly now enjoys ice cream on tap, from a machine that looks like a truck.
I Went to Iceland to Learn What's Up With Their Elves
The relationship between Icelanders and elves is a complicated one that can fall somewhere between faith and folklore, depending on who you ask.
At Home and Broke? Steal an Instagram Story of Somebody Else’s Fancy Dinner
The latest drop from MSCHF—the company that released the Lil Nas X ‘Satan Shoes’—lets you pretend that your restaurant game has gotten an upgrade.
‘Ted Lasso’ Makes Me Want to Be a Better Person
I’ve never tried being a kinder or more optimistic person, but Jason Sudeikis’ title character makes me think that it’s possible.
People Still Think They Can Get Rich By Selling Weirdly Shaped Cheetos
There are dozens of eBay auctions for Cheetos shaped like everything from Jesus to a penis, and some of the asking prices are truly jaw-dropping.
Craigslist Post Put Hit on Peacock Days Before It Turned Up Dead
The post's alleged author asked for help "[eliminating] this bird," which had been a regular visitor in the neighborhood for several years.
This Influencer Accidentally Unleashed a Venomous Cobra on His Neighbors
It took two days for Animal Control officers to capture a spitting cobra that allegedly belongs to TikToker Christopher Gifford.