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Jordan Foisy
Posts by this Author
An Apology to all the Landlords I’ve Ever Had
12.23.19
By
Jordan Foisy
Drugs
I Hadn’t Seen My Addict Father in Years—Then I Ran Into Him on the Street
08.12.19
By
Jordan Foisy
I Saw the Future of Cannabis and It’s a Wellness Dystopia
06.19.19
By
Jordan Foisy
What Everyone Does When They’re Bored at Work
05.17.19
By
Jordan Foisy
Entertainment
What I Learned About Canada and Justin Trudeau From Last Night’s ‘The Simpsons’
04.29.19
By
Jordan Foisy
Entertainment
What I Learned at the ‘Debate’ Between Jordan Peterson and Slavoj Žižek
04.23.19
By
Jordan Foisy
Now That I Know the World is Doomed, Should I Get Into Advertising?
03.28.19
By
Jordan Foisy
Entertainment
Just For Laughs’ SiriusXM Deal Is Screwing Over Canadian Comedians
02.27.19
By
Jordan Foisy
Entertainment
Jeremy Piven’s Standup Made Me Quit My Comedy Job
06.28.18
By
Jordan Foisy
What I Learned About Doug Ford From His Original Campaign Song
05.25.18
By
Jordan Foisy
Health
I Thought I Had Herpes for Two Years
05.14.18
By
Jordan Foisy
Money
All the Bonkers, Evil Shit I Saw at a Wealth Expo Featuring Sylvester Stallone
04.11.18
By
Jordan Foisy
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