"I've always had trouble with calves. They like to suck my fingers when I lead them into the slaughterhouse and they are just sweet and cute."
Whomst would invent such a thing? And so many other questions.
As far as taste goes, the Cheebab has a combination of cheddar, halloumi, and Raclette vibes.
"This guy eats for five people. That's not normal."
For one, you don't actually get to eat any Nutella.
Apparently it was supposed to be a windmill.
I spent my first day as a wife transporting my new husband's feces to the hospital.