I Slaughter Animals for a Living. This Is How I Control My Emotions
"I've always had trouble with calves. They like to suck my fingers when I lead them into the slaughterhouse and they are just sweet and cute."
This Egg Stick Thing Is Giving Me an Existential Crisis
Whomst would invent such a thing? And so many other questions.
The 'Cheebab' Is the Vegetarian Kebab For People Who Love Cheese
As far as taste goes, the Cheebab has a combination of cheddar, halloumi, and Raclette vibes.
Triathlete Banned from All-You-Can-Eat Sushi Restaurant for Eating Too Much
"This guy eats for five people. That's not normal."
What It Takes to Feed 900,000 Sweaty Ravers
"Some take drugs, others get heat stroke, but all of them have to eat."
That Nutella Taster Job Isn't Actually as Awesome as It Sounds
For one, you don't actually get to eat any Nutella.
A Swiss Supermarket Accidentally Baked Swastika-Shaped Bread
Apparently it was supposed to be a windmill.
My Wedding Feast Gave All of My Loved Ones Salmonella
I spent my first day as a wife transporting my new husband's feces to the hospital.