Kurt Braunohler and Albertina Rizzo
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - How to Stay a Virgin
Tell him you’ll make him a pumpkin loaf that is even better than sex! Then let him fuck a pumpkin loaf.
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Dirty Secrets
“We need to talk and I don’t want to do ‘pillow talk’ where I talk while you just go to sleep.”
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Office Romance
“I’d love to give you a raise, but my dick signs all the checks."
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Open Relationships
Get her to agree that you can have sex with celebrities, then define celebrity as “anyone who has a blog.”
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - The Letdown
Remember, they call it being dumped for a reason: Because you are now a human trash pile.
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Saying I Love You
"Remember when I said I had puppy love for you? Well, I killed that puppy. In a bag. With a hammer."
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Do They Fancy Me?
We’ve all experienced that thing where we’re not sure if a guy really likes us or is just trying to sell us bottled water on the highway.
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Time Sex
Women are biologically pre-disposed to fall in love with anything that enters their lower body, which is why lawmakers have made it illegal for a woman to marry a tampon.
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Date Prep
There's a lot of things that go into deciding how to get ready for a first date: What to wear, what cologne to choose, how much you're going to mention that your grandparents were probably Nazis, etc.
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Imaginary Relationships
We all find a picture of a girl online, create a personality for her, and then tap her phone. It's all part of this crazy thing we call love!
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Romantic Kissing
Studies show that women who are bad at kissing are socio-economically worth less than most shitty kids in the third world.
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Online Dating Advice
Try setting your relationship status to "It's Dumplicated."