"I was floating in the sea… a sea made out of dogs, dogs eating dolphins, dolphins eating dogs eating dolphins eating dogs."
"I spat in his face, he ripped my underwear off. What happened next was probably the best sex I've ever had. God, I fucking hate him."
"I'm going to have to get tooth implants at the age of 23."
Not all one-night stands are created equal.
"I was shit at being a drug dealer, but having a burner phone made it incredibly easy to text other women without being found out."
"A bit like the Windows 98 visual generator thing that happens when you play music."
From sex with an ex to spending all day playing Playstation, even the most committed partner lets the mind wander.
We spoke to both perpetrators and victims.
From small dicks to unworkable postcodes.
Getting high day in, day out isn't for everyone.
We put the age-old question to those who know best: The Weeknd’s fans.