Penelope Q

  • I Got Kicked Out of a Funeral for Mooching Off the Food

    I've been in the hole after spending all of my money on psych ward bills. This is a story about how I crashed a funeral in order to eat something that is not a bowl of curried lentils (have two pounds of the stuff left in my freezer), manager’s special...

  • How to Eat Well in the Psych Ward

    One may assume that following the incredibly romanticized trope of psych wards in popular films, patients are too assuaged with the pain of self-hatred or insane medicinal cocktails to care about eating. False.