Becoming a planet owner is a lot easier than you might think. All you have to do is take a quick glance at an astronomical map, pick out whichever planet or moon tickles your fancy, tell everyone you own it, and you're set.
"Coffee is like three quid, so that'd go out the window."
It's an incredibly depressing trend and it's happening all over the world.
"The context of it just weirds me out."