New year, new you.
“I saw my dad balls-deep in my mum.”
"The permanent chaos. It's all a shambles."
“She had a wank in the middle of Central Saint Martins and called it performance art.”
“Moons, stars, dots, arrows, astrology symbols, loved ones’ initials, coordinates of special places...”
In what's been dubbed "The Great Resignation", people are leaving their jobs in droves.
“I've never seen girls put so much effort in and wear such tiny clothes.”
"The general lack of spice in British cuisine has always sort of like… repulsed me."
Becoming self-employed doesn’t have to be a hopeless fantasy – but you do need to learn how to balance your books.
Nothing can said to be certain, except death, taxes and Hooray Henries trying and failing to pull on nagt.