This week New Zealanders lived through floods, power outages, and a really gross omelet.
This week the Prime Minister’s legal experts effectively claimed John Key is not not a reptilian humanoid.
This week New Zealand had an earth quake, fawned over Lorde, and humiliated some kids in cricked. Business as usual.
New Zealand didn't let 2013's global media snub get them down, they started 2014 in poo cake, naked scooter style.
It was a bad week to be a policeman’s dick, a Nokia customer, or a primary student looking forward to lunch in New Zealand.
In this week's sux o'clock news: New Zealand's undefeated soccer team, flaming jandals, and the country's shittiest criminal.