Toby Fehily

  • Killer Mangoes, Kid-Eating Crocs, and Crackers Up Clackers

    It was a good week for dressing like pig in a steakhouse, but a bad week for mangoes and not being eaten by a crocodile.

  • Crocs in Houses, People in Crocs, and Guys Peeing on Everyone

    This week was a good week for the Northern Territory. Crocodiles have been turning up in houses and golf courses, but so far no human bodies have turned up in crocodiles (this week, that is).

  • Seals Are Assholes

    Australian fur seals may sound like stuffed animals with a pulse, but in reality they’re greedy blobs of fat who will eat all of Tasmania’s salmon if the current situation is left unchecked. For these fatties, salmon is “like a cross between a Big Mac...

  • Worst Riot Ever

    Last week, Muslims in Melbourne called for a Sunday protest against the anti-Islam film 'Innocence of Muslims.' Not to be outdone, a group of angry bogans circulated a spicy text message calling for Australians to “come ready for battle." It had all...

  • Lap That Shit Up

    Even if you think your shit doesn’t stink, consider that at one point or another your thirst has probably been quenched by water from a septic tank.

  • It's Deerhoof, Not Deer Hoof

    A Sydney Festival 2012 preview.