Zoë Klar
Los Angeles Legend Angelyne's Art Show Was So Fake It Was Real
The "Hollywood Billboard Queen" is still pioneering the art of being famous for being famous.
We Went to the Real-Life Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer
The Catalina Wine Mixer is a real event based on a fake one from a Will Ferrell movie. It was a mess.
Rereading the Journal I Kept in a Psych Ward as a Teen Taught Me I Have Never Been in the Mood for Bitches
"Ralph looks like a gopher. This place sucks. I might as well be burned on a pitchfork."
I Spent Two Years Pretending to Be a Model on a Social Network
As an angsty middle schooler, the site Habbo Hotel offered solace. I became one of the social network's "It Girls."
I Spent 21 Hours at a Truck Stop
It's not every day you go into a truck stop and have a life-changing conversation with an aging pool shark with a hook for a hand.
I Spent Six Bizarre Months in a Boarding School for Troubled Teens
As a "therapeutic school," you'd think King George's curriculum would involve some healthy combination of therapy and school. Unfortunately, it did not.
